GROWING FOOD
& MAKING THINGS
NO FRILLS. NO FILTERS. FREAKS FIRST.
Wannabe Retiree is a small-scale veggie, flower, and herb farmer in Eaton, NY. When she’s got the time, she’s making handpainted signs, wooden cut-outs, prints, branding for small biz, and so on.
Full-time mess express <3
All My Years Are
Golden Years
farmer + part time maker
farmer + part time maker
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![Slut For Seeds Crewneck]()
Slut For Seeds *Pre-Order*
$50.00 Small Batch, Locally Printed
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![Surly Lil Bitch Sticker]()
Surly Lil Bitch Sticker
$4.00 Vinyl, 4 inch x 2 inch
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![Wannabe Baseball Tee]()
Wannabe Baseball Tee
$30, Small Batch, Printed Locally
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![Snail Cart Sticker]()
Snail Cart Sticker
$3.00, Vinyl, 3 inch x 2 inch
